Sunday, April 15, 2018

Ms. Koizumi Loves Ramen Noodles

Ms. Koizumi Loves Ramen Noodles. She loves them more than people. More than friends. More than life itself. Koizumi would rather be knee-deep in old man sweat at a slimy old ramen dive tasting those sweet delicious golden noodles than almost anything else in the world. And so that's what she does every episode. Each time a new location, each one more seedier than the last.

Sunday, April 1, 2018

Modern Family

All Phil Dunphy has ever wanted is a pet alpaca. Phil finally was able to pick one up at a local farm for a steal! Ready to take on the world, Phil and Alpacachino form an unbreakable bond between the two of them. Is Phil ready to tell his wife of his new love? Like all TV wives, she won't approve of anything too wacky that brings joy to her man. Fun is not allowed in the Dunphy household. Of course, her disapproval does not stop Phil from bringing Alpacachino home. Or from Alpacachino from destroying the living room. Love may be strong, but it's not match for the animal instinct to ruin a good couch. So, eventually, Phil relinquishes his alpaca.

Look at the first letter of each sentence.

Sunday, March 18, 2018

How to Keep a Mummy

Sora Kashiwagi is just a regular high school kid until he gets a mummy from his dad. A mummy, not a mommy like he requested. Now he cries himself to sleep wishing he had a real mom like the rest of his classmates. Instead of being fed home cooked meals he must now take care of an invalid creature from horror cinema. He quickly must learn How to Keep a Mummy.

Sunday, March 4, 2018

Pop Team Epic


Daichi Taira is your average high school freshman. When his parents are just about to go abroad, he stays behind to finish high school with his friends. Before departing, his parents share some surprising news: His first crush and childhood friend, Sosogu Hoshifuri, is moving back to his neighborhood. And she'll be going to his high school! It's been five years since they last met. And to Daichi's surprise, Sosogu moonlights as the center of a popular guerilla school idol group. But even more surprising, Sosogu is his fiance! How will this love drama play out? Find out in Hoshiiro Girldrop!

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Hakumei and Mikochi

Lesbian couple Hakumei and Mikochi live in the middle of the woods. Society has not yet fully accepted their relationship, but tolerates their lives on the outskirts of town. Both of them eek out a simple living doing manual labor and creating craft projects. Together they are happy, healthy, and often think of how they can expand their family. Join their highs and lows in each episode and watch them slowly win over the town folks and change their closed minds.

Also, those aren't giant lemons. They're tiny people.

Sunday, February 4, 2018

Takunomi.

Takunomi. is the same show as Love Is Like a Cocktail, only with an all-girl cast. That makes it the better show.

Sunday, January 21, 2018

After the Rain

High school girl Akira Tachibana loves her manager Mr. Kondo. Mr. Kondo is a huge dork stuck in a dead-end job as the manager at a failing family restaurant forced to hire teenage girls at below-market rates for work as waitresses. During rainstorms giant alpacas are summoned and Mr. Kondo, as the only owner of an umbrella, is forced to escort Akira to the hospital to help her injured foot. After the Rain, she confesses to the older man.

Sunday, January 7, 2018

A Sister Is All You Need

Itsuki Hashima lives life by only one rule: A sister is all you need. Well, that, AND writing creepy incest novels. What Itsuki doesn't know is that he already has the perfect little sister, it's just that sister happens to be his brother. But Itsuki, conforming to traditional gender norms, refuses to date his little brother. Instead, he tries to bang the nudist novelist who is much better at writing than him. There's also a pretty hot tax accountant in the show.

Sunday, December 24, 2017

Kakegurui

James Kakegurui is the last man on Earth. He goes to school surrounded by lemonheads. The lemonheads are an alien parasite that have enslaved humanity and turned their heads into lemons. How will harem hijinks help him save humanity? Or will James just accept his fate and become a beast of two backs with one of the lemonwomen with a crush on him?

Merii Kurisumasu! Thanks for reading! See you next year!

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Wake Up, Girls! New Chapter

Our favorite suffering idols return in Wake Up, Girls! 2: Electric WUGaloo. This time the WUGs are stalked by three high school girls with one goal: Usurp the Sendai idols. Will the veterans be able to fend off the younger, newer, and sexier Sendai idols? Sayonara, WUG, it's time to step aside and make way for the new generation.

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Zodiac War

Another of Nisioisin's shows hits the airways in Zodiac War. Twelve warriors representing the Chinese zodiac of Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Sheep, Monkey, Chicken, Dog, and Boar enter an arena; Only one can return. Will cunning or strength ultimately win out in this free-for-all city-wide melee? And which shadow government will place the correct bet and win influence in the world court? And will Monkey regret taking the time to drink that lemon tea? It'd be bad if she needed to water the flowers during the middle of a fight.

Sunday, November 12, 2017

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Love Is Like a Cocktail

In Love Is Like a Cocktail, Sora Mizusawa lives in the ultimate Hell. His wife, Chisato Mizusawa, is a high-maintenance and high-functioning alcoholic. Every day Sora must take care of his constantly inebriated wife. She cannot work without thinking about her next drink. She cannot sleep without a drink. Every day is another Hell. But Sora knows one day his wife will die. He only hopes it's soon.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Urahara

Urahara is about three fashion-savvy animal girls who, with the help of a talking fried shrimp, need to save the world from a group of invading aliens. But tea comes first.

Sunday, October 1, 2017

Neo Yokio

Voice of the generation, Jaden Smith, teams up with creator Ezra Koenig to bring us anime's magnum opus: Neo Yokio. Neo Yokio manages to be a clever, scathing critique of capitalism, consumerism, and the lifestyle of the bourgeoisie and a brilliant gut-busting comedy satire that will not only give audiences the desire to machinate on ceasing the means of production but also a hunger for over-sized novelty Swiss chocolate.
Fashion aficionado Kaz Kaan rocks the pink hair look that just screams "anime protagonist." This melancholic demon hunter undertakes the task of becoming the ichiban bachelor on the top bachelor board. Together with his Aunt Agatha, he exorcises demons around the city of Neo Yokio. Will Kaz be able to get back together with his ex-girlfriend? Will he be able to get Neo Yokio's most famous fashion blogger out of her ennui? Will communism finally take root and spread in the city-state dedicated to capitalistic decadence? Find out in the latest addition to the zeitgeist: Neo Yokio.

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Nanbaka: The Numbers

The four most exceptionally stupid numbered inmates of the world's most formidable prison, or Nanbakas, must be constantly watched or they'll escape (again). These four idiots escape from any jail cell they're put in. With style. Sometimes joined by a professional actor-turned-ninja or a crossdressing prison guard, the Nanbakas are always out to get out whenever they're bored.

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Tawawa on Monday


Tawawa on Monday will go to his favorite pancake house and order a hot plate of flapjacks with a lemon on top. The restaurant will play pranks on the new serving girls by making them take his order so they get freaked out by his eyeless face. Tawawa plays along because it's one of the few small pleasures he gets from his joyless, blind existence.

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Restaurant to Another World

Ever wanted to visit a Restaurant to Another World? Well too bad. This restaurant is to our world. But that's good news for the denizens of the other world, they get to experience the curiosities of 21st century cuisine every Day of Satur. The fantasy creatures of the other world dine on wonders such as ice cream, chicken curry, and ice water (with lemon). Watch each episode every week as lizards, wizards, and elves marvel over air conditioning, refrigerators, and ice cubes. Amazing!

Sunday, August 6, 2017

Action Heroine Cheer Fruits

In Action Heroine Cheer Fruits, Kotori Minami (from Love Live! fame) moves to the countryside after the excitement of being a school idol comes to an end. There, she and her family become field laborers harvesting fruits for wealthy land-owners. In the picture above, Kotori exams a freshly picked lemon as she ruminates over the efforts of her travails and ponders if this life can ever be considered satisfying. She eventually accepts her life and meets a nice boy named Juan who she agrees to wed.

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Sound! Euphonium 2

Lesbians return in Sound! Euphonium 2. This time they go to regionals and give it their all to blow that brass. Will the team win regionals or just get a dummy gold? Will Reina finally get to bang sensei? Or will she give up and just dine on some Kumiko clam? Find out in the thrilling conclusion of the UFO series.