Sunday, December 10, 2017

Wake Up, Girls! New Chapter

Our favorite suffering idols return in Wake Up, Girls! 2: Electric WUGaloo. This time the WUGs are stalked by three high school girls with one goal: Usurp the Sendai idols. Will the veterans be able to fend off the younger, newer, and sexier Sendai idols? Sayonara, WUG, it's time to step aside and make way for the new generation.

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Zodiac War

Another of Nisioisin's shows hits the airways in Zodiac War. Twelve warriors representing the Chinese zodiac of Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Sheep, Monkey, Chicken, Dog, and Boar enter an arena; Only one can return. Will cunning or strength ultimately win out in this free-for-all city-wide melee? And which shadow government will place the correct bet and win influence in the world court? And will Monkey regret taking the time to drink that lemon tea? It'd be bad if she needed to water the flowers during the middle of a fight.

Sunday, November 12, 2017

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Love Is Like a Cocktail

In Love Is Like a Cocktail, Sora Mizusawa lives in the ultimate Hell. His wife, Chisato Mizusawa, is a high-maintenance and high-functioning alcoholic. Every day Sora must take care of his constantly inebriated wife. She cannot work without thinking about her next drink. She cannot sleep without a drink. Every day is another Hell. But Sora knows one day his wife will die. He only hopes it's soon.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Urahara

Urahara is about three fashion-savvy animal girls who, with the help of a talking fried shrimp, need to save the world from a group of invading aliens. But tea comes first.

Sunday, October 1, 2017

Neo Yokio

Voice of the generation, Jaden Smith, teams up with creator Ezra Koenig to bring us anime's magnum opus: Neo Yokio. Neo Yokio manages to be a clever, scathing critique of capitalism, consumerism, and the lifestyle of the bourgeoisie and a brilliant gut-busting comedy satire that will not only give audiences the desire to machinate on ceasing the means of production but also a hunger for over-sized novelty Swiss chocolate.
Fashion aficionado Kaz Kaan rocks the pink hair look that just screams "anime protagonist." This melancholic demon hunter undertakes the task of becoming the ichiban bachelor on the top bachelor board. Together with his Aunt Agatha, he exorcises demons around the city of Neo Yokio. Will Kaz be able to get back together with his ex-girlfriend? Will he be able to get Neo Yokio's most famous fashion blogger out of her ennui? Will communism finally take root and spread in the city-state dedicated to capitalistic decadence? Find out in the latest addition to the zeitgeist: Neo Yokio.

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Nanbaka: The Numbers

The four most exceptionally stupid numbered inmates of the world's most formidable prison, or Nanbakas, must be constantly watched or they'll escape (again). These four idiots escape from any jail cell they're put in. With style. Sometimes joined by a professional actor-turned-ninja or a crossdressing prison guard, the Nanbakas are always out to get out whenever they're bored.

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Tawawa on Monday


Tawawa on Monday will go to his favorite pancake house and order a hot plate of flapjacks with a lemon on top. The restaurant will play pranks on the new serving girls by making them take his order so they get freaked out by his eyeless face. Tawawa plays along because it's one of the few small pleasures he gets from his joyless, blind existence.

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Restaurant to Another World

Ever wanted to visit a Restaurant to Another World? Well too bad. This restaurant is to our world. But that's good news for the denizens of the other world, they get to experience the curiosities of 21st century cuisine every Day of Satur. The fantasy creatures of the other world dine on wonders such as ice cream, chicken curry, and ice water (with lemon). Watch each episode every week as lizards, wizards, and elves marvel over air conditioning, refrigerators, and ice cubes. Amazing!

Sunday, August 6, 2017

Action Heroine Cheer Fruits

In Action Heroine Cheer Fruits, Kotori Minami (from Love Live! fame) moves to the countryside after the excitement of being a school idol comes to an end. There, she and her family become field laborers harvesting fruits for wealthy land-owners. In the picture above, Kotori exams a freshly picked lemon as she ruminates over the efforts of her travails and ponders if this life can ever be considered satisfying. She eventually accepts her life and meets a nice boy named Juan who she agrees to wed.

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Sound! Euphonium 2

Lesbians return in Sound! Euphonium 2. This time they go to regionals and give it their all to blow that brass. Will the team win regionals or just get a dummy gold? Will Reina finally get to bang sensei? Or will she give up and just dine on some Kumiko clam? Find out in the thrilling conclusion of the UFO series.

Sunday, July 9, 2017

Twin Angel Break

In Twin Angel Break, Mary wants nothing more than to see her beloved one more time. To accomplish this task, she dresses like a sexy ant and scuttles her way around a middle school parading as a nurse while picking on children and making them cry. Her comrade-in-arms, Billy Genius, overhears of this plan and decides to go along with it, because he really likes middle schoolers. He accidentally falls in love with a crossdressing boy and, through a series of coincidences, ends up marrying crossdresser in Japan's first ever gay marriage. Twin Angel eventually shows up and puts a stop to Mary's scheme (and say mazel tov over the marriage of their gender-bending friend). Mary commits suicide after learning she'll never see her beau again. Also there were some robots in there too. The show never did answer the one burning question: Why are they called Twin Angel when there's five of them?

Sunday, June 4, 2017

The Eccentric Family 2

Ever wanted to know the intricate details of the personal and familiar lives of tanukis, tengus, and humans and their interconnecting relationships? Well The Eccentric Family is your go-to show. Trickster tanuki Yasaburo does his best to enjoy life and live easy but keeps getting distracted by the drama and demands of his tengu master Akadama, the alluring tengu-in-training Benten, and escaping the evil tanuki eaters of the Friday Club.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Eromanga Sensei

Spring 2017: The war on anime is at its apex. Garbage shows like Attack on Titan and Berserk are getting second seasons and Chinese cartoons proliferate. The twilight of anime dissipates into darkness. As hope runs dry, one savior reveals itself: Eromanga Sensei. A show based on the light novel about a light novel author with an incestuous crush on his little sister written by a light novel author with an incestuous crush on his little sister. Will the porn-artist little sister confess her true feelings for her brother so they can final make their true love physical? We can only hope so. Bless you Eromanga Sense. Thank you for saving anime.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Piacevole

Stepping off the popularity of Food Wars and Gourmet Girl Graffiti comes Piacevole, a show about Italian cooking. Nanase Morina has no experience cooking Italian meals. Or any experience cooking.... or busting tables or taking orders. That doesn't stop her from getting a job at an Italian restaurant and dreaming of one day becoming a high class chef preparing fine Italian cuisine! Of course, she comes no where close during the course of the show, but a girl can dream.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

Miss Kobayashi has finally achieved her dream of becoming tyrannical overlord of the world. As ruler, she is entitled to take the strongest creatures as her slaves. Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid helps her master overcome insurrections and maintain order in this conquered world. But will the Kobayashi clan be able to overcome their greatest threat: Other dragons?

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Urara Meirochou

Urara Meirochou's feral child Chiya has one goal: Find her mother and kill her. In pursuit of the vile woman, Chiya infiltrates Labyrinth City. There, she attempts to fit in with all the other fortune telling frauds and joins a fortune telling school. With her three classmates covering for her lack of skill and knowledge in the phony fortune profession, she proceeds to move up the ranks. Every rank gained is one step closer to sweet matricide.

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Spiritpact

Spiritpact is another one of those Chinese cartoons pretending to be an anime. It doesn't make any sense and it's overall pretty bad. I put more effort into this post than the studio put into the show.