Sunday, April 23, 2017

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

Miss Kobayashi has finally achieved her dream of becoming tyrannical overlord of the world. As ruler, she is entitled to take the strongest creatures as her slaves. Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid helps her master overcome insurrections and maintain order in this conquered world. But will the Kobayashi clan be able to overcome their greatest threat: Other dragons?

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Urara Meirochou

Urara Meirochou's feral child Chiya has one goal: Find her mother and kill her. In pursuit of the vile woman, Chiya infiltrates Labyrinth City. There, she attempts to fit in with all the other fortune telling frauds and joins a fortune telling school. With her three classmates covering for her lack of skill and knowledge in the phony fortune profession, she proceeds to move up the ranks. Every rank gained is one step closer to sweet matricide.

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Sunday, March 12, 2017


Spiritpact is another one of those Chinese cartoons pretending to be an anime. It doesn't make any sense and it's overall pretty bad. I put more effort into this post than the studio put into the show.

Sunday, February 26, 2017

Rilu Rilu Fairilu

Is Rilu Rilu Fairilu a lesson for children in the follies of totalitarianism? Or is it trying to brainwash kids into finding it acceptable? The entire concept of the show is about the working class fairilus being kept under close watch by their all-powerful, all-seeing godking Gaul. The main character dares to defy her mental conditioning and oftentimes attempts to escape into the human world. But the godking keeps preventing her, telling her how great Little Fairilu is. So it's hard to say which way the show is leaning. Will Lip be able to achieve her dream of mating with a human? Or will the all powerful Gaul prevent her escape?

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Kemono Friends

Kemono Friends was originally developed by fifth-grader Tatsuki Shigenori using a Playstation 2 for a school biology presentation about different animals and their habitat around the globe. However, due to a DVD mix-up, Father Shigenori accidentally brought the project into his work at the Tokyo Broadcasting System and broadcast Kemono Friends all over Japan. Rather than admitting the mistake, TBS quickly hired the twelve-year-old Tatsuki and his two classmates to animate, write, direct, and voice-act eleven more episodes of Kemono Friends.

Sunday, January 29, 2017

March comes in like a lion

March comes in like a lion but out like a lamb. Completely unlike this lamb of a show. You know what's even more boring than shogi? A show about shogi. Main character Rei Kiriyama is sad about stuff. So he spends the entire show moping about. When he's not moping, he plays shogi. He's a professional shogi player. That's apparently a real thing.

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Ai-Mai-Mi Surgical Friends

Ai, Mai, and Mi return in Surgical Friends, the third and a half season of the Ai-Mai-Mi global franchise. Ai, Mai, and Mi are all friends in the manga club. They spend their time together coming up with new and interesting stories, characters, and art for their various manga projects that they have going on. They also sometimes fight aliens.

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Kiss Him, Not Me!

Kae Serinuma is a hot mess. After losing 100 pounds by forgetting to eat due to a depression caused by the death of her anime husbando, Kae becomes a reverse-harem protagonist. However, her only interest in boys comes from watching them bang each other. "Kiss Him, Not Me!" She tells each of her harem members. She's really into BL. She won't shut up about it. Eventually, one of the harem members convinces her to go on a date. The obvious location: The alpaca zoo. All alpacas and only alpacas.

Sunday, December 18, 2016

The Great Passage

The Great Passage is about a bunch of boring people doing the most boring thing in the world: Making a dictionary. The main character's biggest hobby (other than making a dictionary) is staring at people taking the escalator. He eventually falls in love with his land lady's granddaughter for no reason other than "she lives in the same building." After writing a 10 page love letter (half in Chinese) they decide to get married. I guess even though the woman knew she was way better and way more interesting than him she decided to settle because the dating scene was too hard. The eye-catch of each episode is a bunch of dictionaries talking to the audience. It completely destroys the mood and adds nothing to the show. Apparently dictionaries across the Pacific all have names and different words in them unlike ours which are all just called "The Dictionary" and simply have all the words in them.

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Cheating Craft

Cheating Craft is one of many Chinese cartoons inexplicably showing up in the Fall 2016 season. And, like everything else made in China, it's a poorly made pile of poo. This Chinese anime epitomizes the Chinese signature design of ripping off something else while making sure it makes no sense. It's like someone over in China saw a battle shonen and decided to try to make their own. If you enjoy building with Legu bricks and eating Laye's potato chips then you'll love Cheating Craft.

Sunday, November 13, 2016


The Nyanbo!s are not cats, they're space aliens! Tora and his extraterrestrial friends have one and only one mission here on Earth: Get the hell off this rock. Stranded on this backwater world, Tora, Shiro, Kuro, Mike, and Kotora search the junkyards for any salvageable machinery that could possibly power their spaceship. If they have to spend just one more minute on this terrible place alongside the evil residents known as "cats," the Nyanbo!s may just go insane.

Sunday, October 30, 2016

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

Saiki K stars as the all-powerful psychic in The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.. As a psychic, it's Saiki's duty to rid the world of all evil fruits. The evilest of all is Life's Lemon. He releases his tangy juices right in your face as you pucker up and swallow a squirt. Will Saiki be able make lemonade out of this sinister citrus or will the world be forced to suck a lemon?

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Long Riders!

Long Riders! is all about the sport that Bakuon!! made fun of. Cycling! Wanna waste thousands of dollars on a mode of transportation that's as inconvenient as it is slow? Want to throw your hard-earned (or perhaps ill-gotten) spending cash out the window instead of purchasing a reasonably-priced automobile? Then Alpaca Cycle is your store! Come visit us this weekend for our newest special: a mid-level bicycle for the same price as a Toyota! That's a good deal if you know anything about cycling.

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Love Live! Sunshine!!

The Love Lives return with Love Live! Sunshine!!. Taking place roughly five years after the original Love Live and after the fall of the u's empire. u's's shadow haunts the show and the nine girls who star in it, collectively known as Aquors. The girls are on a mission to hunt down u's. For what reason, we do not know. Aquors has one lead: The Love Live. They enter the idol contest in an attempt to draw out u's, but what they uncover is something darker.

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Fafner Exodus

Why did Fafner of all things get another season? Don't bother asking me what this was about. I have no idea.

Sunday, August 21, 2016

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable

Jojo's grandfather Jojo cheated on his wife and now has an illegitimate child named Jojo. Now Jojo has to team up with his uncle Jojo with help from grandpa Jojo in order to stop a murderer, a ghost, a couple of magical rats, a wacky chef, and a crazy lady with crazy hair. Will the Jojos be able to bring peace to the small town of Morioh? Find out in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable.

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Tonkatsu DJ Agetaro

Agetaro works at a Tonkatsu restaurant. Agetaro loves the dance scene. Agetaro wants to become the very first Tonkatsu DJ in Tonkatsu DJ Agetaro. With his sick beats and hot food, Agetaro pushes his way to the night life as a rookie DJ. Will he be able to ~chill out~ the crowd and become the best Tonkatsu DJ of all time? Or will his music fizzle out like cold pork?

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Food Wars!

Food Wars! serves up your need for a battle shonen with all the fighting taking place in the kitchen. These high schoolers give it their all in this life-or-death fight for the best dish. If your customers haven't climaxed then you have no right to call yourself the best chef. Will Soma Yukihira be able to achieve his dream of making the best weirdest food out there? Find out in Food Wars!.

Sunday, July 10, 2016

Macross Delta

A group of teen idol magical girls fight on the frontlines of a galactic civil war in Macross Delta. Backed by the paramilitaristic Delta Squad and their jet planes with legs, the idol group Walkure uses their songs in the fight against the insurrectionists of Windermere and their androgynous boy-king. You can't get more anime than that.