Sunday, July 23, 2017

Sound! Euphonium 2

Lesbians return in Sound! Euphonium 2. This time they go to regionals and give it their all to blow that brass. Will the team win regionals or just get a dummy gold? Will Reina finally get to bang sensei? Or will she give up and just dine on some Kumiko clam? Find out in the thrilling conclusion of the UFO series.

Sunday, July 9, 2017

Twin Angel Break

In Twin Angel Break, Mary wants nothing more than to see her beloved one more time. To accomplish this task, she dresses like a sexy ant and scuttles her way around a middle school parading as a nurse while picking on children and making them cry. Her comrade-in-arms, Billy Genius, overhears of this plan and decides to go along with it, because he really likes middle schoolers. He accidentally falls in love with a crossdressing boy and, through a series of coincidences, ends up marrying crossdresser in Japan's first ever gay marriage. Twin Angel eventually shows up and puts a stop to Mary's scheme (and say mazel tov over the marriage of their gender-bending friend). Mary commits suicide after learning she'll never see her beau again. Also there were some robots in there too. The show never did answer the one burning question: Why are they called Twin Angel when there's five of them?